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whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

tastefullyoffensive:

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butterteam:

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danthedouche:

I think my sink is clogged.

belgianbollocks:

Meanwhile in Rollercoaster Tycoon:

“Anal sex looks too intense for me.”

bobbyfinger:

Apropos of nothing, my coworker Kyle just sent me the poster for Crossroads.

I quickly noticed how small the road was in relation to Britney, Zoe, and Taryn. After some quick photoshopping, I discovered that Crossroads is a coming of age story about three 16’ women.

im-a-certified-maldita:

They remind me of those pigs in Angry Birds. *Oink* Hahaha!